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Hi there! :) I finished work on that teleplay I’d been agonizing over all weekend and actually succeeded in submitting it to the contest. Hurray!

It’s probably a piece of shite not going to win, but who cares? I did it, and I made the deadline. So there! :)

Hopefully, it doesn’t totally suck.

So … anyway, today, I finally got to write rewrite scenes in the young adult novel. I’m getting to the end and it’s all coming together. And I can’t wait for it to be done. Honestly, when I write the words “The End” on this fucker, I’ll be so happy. And my gimpy hand will be even happier. Ha ha ha …

I even got a walk in, which was awesome. I even managed to get up and downstairs without going ars over tits, as Paul Downie might put it. :)

In any case, this is the last post on this here blog before I head off on a jet plane to the Austin Film Festival.

Hey, I’ve been across the pond and to Cleveland by plane. Three’s a charm, right? Or something.

It’s all good.

Plus, I’d be most remiss if I didn’t mention my Indiegogo campaign for the Sam McRae Mystery Series. Any contributions or support would be greatly appreciated. Thank you! :)

Totally cinematic trailer … maybe.

And from around the Web:

Interview: Mr. Blue Skies

Richard Peabody

Looks like I picked the right time to write a YA novel, huh?

Johnny Depp starting book imprint.

Amazon is hiring.

The mystery of the missing rejection letter.

I’m sorry, but ha ha ha ha … what mystery? Anyone can publish any crap these days. Success depends on whether readers like your work. And you can’t take any of it personally.

In short, there’s no crying in publishing.

Unfortunately, writers seem to feel entitled to be published. They’re not. You earn your stripes as a writer by doing your best work, as well as possible.

Just ask Stephen Leather. We’ve had this discussion. Twice! :)

You call this news? Ha ha ha …

And, finally, on Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar, I saw a mention of Felix Baumgartner.

Let me tell you, my life is feeling a bit like this lately. :)

So … let us end with a fun tune instead. Be seeing you! :)

UPDATE: Can you spot all the ironies? :)

 

Fifty million Many years ago, when I wrote this column, I’d written a screenplay for a pilot episode for a TV show. Can you imagine?

So, yesterday, I worked on it a little and today I worked on it some more. And if I’m really lucky insane drugged good, perhaps I’ll even enter it into the Scriptapalooza contest for teleplays! Wow! :)

The deadline is Monday, and my fingers are total crap I have blisters on my fingers. ROFL!

Speaking of which, have you heard about the John Lennon birthday cake? Awesome! :)

But I digress …

I wanted to mention Dale Phillips’ short story Mistakes, because it’s awesome.

Here’s Dale’s bio, too. A whole shitload lot of words about Dale’s writing career. Totally awesome! :D

And tomorrow at 10 a.m. EST, Sasscer Hill will be on this radio show. Holy cow! :) That’s really awesome! :D

So … when I was at Bouchercon this year, I mentioned to someone about the whole hitting the NY Times list and no one noticing, even though I’d sent out some press releases, etc. And he said that I should have hired a publicist.

This is what happens when you’re the doofus.

Here are a few more links of possible interest:

Only the smart survive.

Newly enlightened e-readers.

Would you risk your life for your Kindle?

It takes a thick skin to be a writer.

Pretend this is me.

BTW, I have 18 days left to reach my goal of collecting $5,000 for the Sam McRae Mystery Series project. Any contributions of any size at all or RTs or other support would be greatly appreciated. Thank you! :D

And here’s a most awesome quote from Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar, which I couldn’t agree with more:

“Wars are fought by teenagers, you realize that. They really ought to be fought by the politicians and old people who start these wars.”

James Clavell, 10 October 1924 – 6 September 1994

PS: Today is 10-11-12, except in the UK and Ireland, and maybe a whole bunch of other places for all I know. :)

PPS: Here’s a song I happened to see on Twitter. Thanks, Wren Meyers! :)

Hi there! :) I don’t know about you, but I’m having an awesome day. My dystonia is just awesome, thank you.

And I’m nearly finished with my crowdsourcing project. I’m so thrilled, because then I can finally just get it the fuck out there done.

In fact, I was so fucking determined to finish the damn thing today that when my husband came in with a rejection letter from the Austin Film Festival screenwriting contest, I just glanced at the letter and set it aside. And he kept looking at me, and I’m like, “What?” And he’s like, “It’s been a long time since one of those.” And I’m like, “Yeah.” I told him I was fine, and I just kept going. Then he left. And I drank my espresso. What am I going to do? Cry about it? I’ve been rejected before. Plenty of times.

Anyway, I still made the quarterfinals of Scriptapalooza. That counts for something. :)

And I’m still thinking about going to the Austin Film Festival. Because I think it would be an awesome opportunity.

Anyway, here’s a really scary interesting article.

I will quote the especially funky weird interesting part:

Amazon.com does not talk much about what it does in operating the world’s largest publicly available computing cloud. But if you read between the lines you can get a sense of where it is going – global expansion, a new kind of Web browser, and spy work for the United States government.

This man is not smiling.

Wow! I can’t wait to get my refund check of … maybe $1? Ha ha ha …

Buy Kobo to support indie bookstores! :) And because Kobo is awesome.

Cloud computing doesn’t involve actual clouds.

Apple kills Star Trek. Ha! As if …

And here’s a great quote for every writer who blogs:

“The less a writer discusses his work—and himself—the better. The master chef slaughters no chickens in the dining room; the doctor writes prescriptions in Latin; the magician hides his hinges, mirrors, and trapdoors with the utmost care.”

Jack Vance  born August 28, 1916

Via Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar!

And don’t forget, Doctor Who will be on this Saturday! :)

And here’s a blog for writers! :)

PS: Now this is really awesome!!! Congrats, Sasscer Hill!!! :D

Hi there! :) I’m really pleased to announce that tomorrow I’ll be celebrating the author CJ West’s birthday, along with a shitload whole lot of his friends. You may recall I’ve blogged about CJ before, in a post about how life can suck ass really bite the big one is unfair and even got to finally meet him in person at Bouchercon!

Here are the celebration details. However, in case you’re too lazy retarded disinterested lame busy tired overwhelmed to click on the link, here’s the information, which CJ was nice enough to provide so it could be copied and pasted into this post. Yay! :D

Join CJ West May 23, 2012

7:00 PM EDT

On Twitter at #happybdaycj

Celebrate the launch of

digital short Thugbook

Win great prizes from

in a yearbook-themed party.

Most Talkative (1 winner of 5 books)

Brett Battles, Sick, Thriller, e-book
Corey Smith, Tweet It Right: A CEO’s Guide to Twitter, Non-fiction, e-book
Pam Stack, BlogTalkRadio cohost of “Authors on the Air”, is offering an Amazon Gift Card for any CJ West book
Allan Leverone, The Lonely Mile, Thriller, e-book
Kerten Kelly, Ecomonics: A simple twist on normalcy, Non-fiction, e-book

Most Likeable (1 winner of 3 books)

Jillian Dodd, That Boy, YA Romance, e-book
Joshua Graham, Beyond Justice, Religious Mystery, e-book
Michael Faricy, Mr. Softee, Mystery, Print or e-book

Most Photogenic (1 winner of 4 books)

Susan Wingate, Spider Brains: A Love Story, YA, Print or e-book
Diana Murdock, Again, Contemporary/Historical Romance, e-book
Bette Lee Crosby, Spare Change, Southern Fiction, e-book
Alan Baxter, Realm Shift, Dark Fantasy/Horror, e-book

Individual Giveaways

Libby Fischer Hellman, A Bitter Veil, Policial Thriller, e-book

Allan Leverone, PASKAGANKE, horror, e-book

Alan Baxter, Mage Sign, Dark Fantasy/Horror, e-book

Terry Odell, Saving Scott, Mystery, e-book

Debbi Mack, Riptide, Mystery, e-book

Steena Holmes, Finding Emma, Women’s Fiction, e-book

W.D. Gagliani, Wolf’s Trap, Mystery, e-book

Madison Johns, Armed and Outrageous, Senior Sleuth Mystery, e-book

RaeAnne Hadley, A Wrench In The Plan, Mystery/Romance, e-book

Ann White, Living With Spirit Energy, Inspiration, e-book

John Campbell, Walk to Paradise Garden, Historical Fiction, e-book

Susan Wingate, Drowning, Family Drama, Print or e-book

How to win

Most talkative

Post this tweet during the party. The closest person to the time chosen in advance will win the most talkative prize package.

Check out #THUGBOOK the new #Kindle #short from @cjwest http://amzn.to/KNkaE0 $.99 This social network is killer!

Most Likeable

Visit http://amzn.to/KNkaE0 and report the number of “Likes”

The first person to report the pre-selected number (when the book has reached that many likes) is the winner. Format your post like this:

#Thugbook now has (x) likes.

Most Photogenic

Post the best photo (to Twitter) of someone who looks like a criminal. Tag  #happybdaycj and #Thugbook.

Photos judged during the party. Participants welcome to highlight their favorites.

Individual Giveaways

Awarded based on trivia questions about the authors and books.

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So, isn’t that awesome?

Be there or be some other really stupid place where you can’t win a really awesome ebook. Your choice, okay? :)

And this is the book I’m giving away. :)

PS: While I’m at it, I’d like to mention the awesome DC-area author Richard Peabody whose book BLUE SUBURBAN SKIES is available for pre-release order at a discount. Which I blogged about here, too. Because I’m a blogger and an author.

I’m also a happy fool, trying to satisfy Internet karma. :)

PPS: Incidentally, today is the late J.T. Cummins’ birthday. I still think about him, especially now that I’m pursuing scriptwriting and (possibly) indie film producing. Miss you, J.T. :(

 

Hi there! :) Now that I finally seem to have my act together, I’m ready to roll out all the details of what may be the world’s gimpiest most awesome book launch ever!

So … ready or not, here you go.

Succinct book description of awesome new novel, RIPTIDE:

Stephanie Ann “Sam” McRae’s stay in Ocean City for the annual Maryland bar association convention turns into a busman’s holiday when her best friend Jamila is arrested for a murder she didn’t commit. All signs point to a frame, but Jamila’s local counsel must plea bargain, placing a permanent stain on the ambitious attorney’s spotless record, unless Sam and the private investigator on the case find evidence to clear her. Sam has her work cut out for her, given that the victim is the stepson of a local wealthy entrepreneur and poultry producer and no one will talk to her, including the investigator hired on the case. Meanwhile, Jamila herself appears to be holding out on Sam.

With the clock ticking down to the convention and preliminary hearing, Sam must uncover secrets, lies, and fraud to find the real killer. At what cost will that knowledge come for Sam?

OMG! Isn’t that awesome? But wait! That’s just the description. Now, I have to tell you about the book launch, which is coming up next week. Yes, next freaking week!

The launch week for RIPTIDE will begin on Monday, March 12. The launch will run all week and end on Saturday, March 17. Saint Patrick’s Day.

Are my Irish roots showing much? :)

Now, as to the book launch, please read the following which my half-gimpy hands I have copied and pasted into this post.

I’ll be donating to the Dalai Lama’s Mind & Life Institute for the reasons discussed in this post.

The donation amount will depend upon how high my book ranks on Amazon or Amazon UK by the end of the launch week, Saturday, March 17.

Thus, I’m depending on you (yes, you the readers :) ) to buy my book on Amazon and Amazon UK, when the launch week starts. (And yes, I know, I know … it’s ironic, isn’t it? But it’s only for a week, right? :D )

So … here are the details, as far as amounts and rankings go, okay?

If by the end of the week, RIPTIDE:

Hits the Top 1,000 on Amazon.com or Amazon UK, I’ll donate $100; or

Hits the Top 500 in Amazon.com or Amazon UK, I’ll donate $250; or

Hits the Top 100 in Amazon.com or Amazon UK, I’ll donate $500; or

If we should get so lucky …

Hits #1 in Amazon.com or Amazon UK, I’ll donate $1,000.

I’ll base my donation on whichever market I rank highest in.

But wait! There’s more …

If during the launch week, RIPTIDE hits the Amazon.com or Amazon UK Top 100, a random drawing will be held to give away free ebooks by a whole bunch of authors.

They include:

Austin CamachoTHE PAYBACK ASSIGNMENT

Donna Fletcher CrowSHADOW OF REALITY

Leighton GageBLOOD OF THE VINE or your choice of his other titles

W.D. Gagliani & David Benton — MYSTERIES & MAYHEM

Lawrence KelterKISS OF THE DEVIL’S BREATH

Dale PhillipsA FALL FROM GRACE

C. J. WestTHE END OF MARKING TIME and SIN AND VENGEANCE

Frank ZafiroWAIST DEEP

Debbi MackIDENTITY CRISIS and LEAST WANTED

Five winners will be picked in separate drawings if, as and when the book hits the Top 100 in one or both markets. For a possible total of ten winners. Got it? ;)

You can enter the drawing by submitting your name, email address and preferred format (.mobi, .epub, etc.), along with any other pertinent information to me at debbi@debbimack.com with the subject line “Riptide Launch promo”. Or if you’re on Facebook, you can join the Riptide Launch Party and enter by leaving a comment to that effect, including your format preference. I’ll keep track off all the entrants (I haz a spreadsheet, as Zoe Winters has been known to say :) ) and conduct the drawing using Random.org.

So … easy peasy, right? Any questions?

Please feel free to comment here, if you have them or come join the party. There’s no velvet rope. Everyone on Facebook is invited. Really! :)

BTW, I’m going to start posting chapters from the book on this here blog. This will give you a preview of coming attractions, so to speak. :) On Friday, one of our awesome promotional partners, Donna Fletcher Crow will have a guest post right on this here blog. Another preview of coming attractions, if you will. :)

PS: Don’t forget that you can get a free copy of LEAST WANTED from Smashwords until Sat., March 10. Just use the coupon code BC23F at checkout.

Hi there! :) This may seem terribly ironic (or not), but as an author who self-publishes ebooks, I’m a hopeless idiot when it comes to the tech aspects.

This is especially ironic when you consider that I used to study computer science back in the day. I’m talking way back in the day. This would’ve been back when Bill Gates was still getting wedgies from his mates in the locker room. Or whatever.

But I’m digressing.

What I intended to tell you was that I’m such a retarded stupid idiotic hopeless basket case so bad at this technical stuff I couldn’t even figure out how to leave a comment on this awesome post: Why Are We Interested in Crime?

The post was written by Louise Phillips, who’s recently signed with a publisher and getting ready to release her debut novel, RED RIBBONS.

You may recall I wrote about Louise before, back when she was known on the Internet as @120Socks. She may go by a different name, now, but she’s still part of the Irish Mob. ;)

If I weren’t so stupid overwhelmed, I would have left a comment to the effect that crime fiction appeals to us, because we all have a dark side. And crime fiction explores the good and bad aspects of humanity, like any other kind of fiction, only more so. :)

Needless to say, I’m intrigued by the direction Louise has taken with her writing. I highly advise readers and writers to keep their eyes on this new author. I’ll be keeping an eye peeled for your book, Louise. :)

And everyone in Ireland and the UK is invited the Riptide Launch Party, of course. :)

That’s where all the action will be when my new mystery novel RIPTIDE is launched on March 12. The launch week will take place from March 12 to March 17. That’s St. Patrick’s Day, of course.

With any luck, green beer will be flowing and everyone will be celebrating the great big charitable donation I’ll be making, as well as all the books being given away, per the launch details described here. (Yes, even the biggest of techno-idiots can embed links and cut and paste text — hurray for the Internet! :) )

PS: We have a winner in the Old Style Promo contest! Margaret Franson. Congrats! :) You’ll be getting your signed copies of my first two novels in the mail.

So far, that’s it. I guess no one else wanted two absolutely free books. Go figure. Ha ha ha …

PPS: Starting today, you can get a free copy of LEAST WANTED from Smashwords until Sat., March 10. Just use the coupon code BC23F at checkout. Anyone can buy ebooks from Smashwords, anywhere around the world. I think.

Hi there! :) After taking a brief pause to mourn the death shutdown of an old online friend publication, I’ve recovered (more or less — ha ha ha …) and I’m ready to roll with it again.

So … while I was pondering dead friends and all that, I came up with this idea.

Although the ebook version of my new novel RIPTIDE is set to launch from March 12 to March 17, there’s no reason to wait until then to get things started.

So, I’m going to do a pre-launch giveaway right now.

I’ll give away free autographed copies of IDENTITY CRISIS and LEAST WANTED to the first five people who find the secret word and email it to me.

The secret word is on all four of my other blogs this week. Really! :)

Just go to my website and click on each of the other blogs.

Or you can start here. I think you’ll figure it out faster, if you do. ;)

You can email the answer to debbi@debbimack.com with “Old Style Promo” in the subject line.

And speaking of old style, here’s a photo of avid reader and blogger Paul Downie that I nicked borrowed from his blog. :)

And, if I look hard enough I might be able to find an old one of yours truly …

Yeah, that’s me. Age 12. Crouched behind my uncle’s really cool Triumph convertible. :)

And here’s a groovy song from Neil the Hippie. On vinyl, no less.

UPDATE: Tomorrow is Friday, February 24, aka, the last day to get my NY Times bestselling novel IDENTITY CRISIS for absolutely free from Smashwords. Just enter the code RC52J when you check out.

Now that the dog days of summer are upon us, and the weather is (even more) sizzling hot, what better time to hold an exciting Summer Sizzler Scavenger Hunt! Which is what the innovative Canadian publishing company, IMAJIN BOOKS, is doing throughout the month of August.

Participants have a chance to win some fabulous free stuff. (Hey, Debbi, they’re called “prizes.” Duh! :) ). Those prizes include a Kindle ereader with wi-fi. Talk about awesome.

In order to enter:

1. Check out their Scavenger host list and click on each blog link.

2. Scavenge through these blogs until you find their Scavenger Hunt badge/graphic. You’ll find the graphic at their website, so you’ll know what to look for.

3. Email them at imajinbooks@shaw.ca with “Scavenger Hunt” in the subject line and the website link to the page with the badge you found, your name, mailing address and phone number, plus the title of the ebook you would like to receive if your name is drawn.

4. Each correct entry counts as an extra entry into their prize draws, so the more you find the badge and send them those links, the more chances you have of winning the Kindle and other prizes.

Prizes:

  • 31 winners will receive one ebook of their choice from their published titles.
  • 4 winners will received a signed novel (trade paperback) by authors Alison Bruce, Melodie Campbell, Cherish D’Angelo and Cheryl Kaye Tardif.
  • Grand Prize: Kindle with Wi-Fi ($140 value): One grand prize winner (Kindle) to be selected from all eligible entries. Additional prizes may be added later.

This contest runs Aug 1 to Aug 31. Winners will be notified by email by September 3rd.

Entrant must be 18 to enter and be a Canadian or USA citizen. No purchase necessary. No substitution, no refunds, no cash value. The grand prize is not redeemable in cash and must be accepted as awarded. Void where prohibited by law.

Imajin Books authors, their families and any subcontracted associates of Imajin Books are excluded from this contest.

Imajin Books is an innovative, unique Canadian publisher with an eye on exciting, ever-changing trends and opportunities in publishing that opened its ‘doors’ to authors worldwide in late February 2011. They promise great reads by wonderful authors, with ebooks priced under $5 and trade paperbacks under $18.

From ImajinBooks.com: The future of reading is ebooks, and the future is NOW!

http://www.imajinbooks.com

So, why am I telling you all this? Because my Web site is among those on the Scavenger host list, so … anyhow, happy hunting and here’s hoping you get some free stuff a prize or two for your efforts. I’ll leave this information up for a while, so potential participants will have plenty of time to see it. It also coincides with my own much needed e-vacation, so it all works out … :)

Anyhow, be seeing you.

PS: How come they aren’t the cat days of summer … ?

As you may recall, I announced here yesterday that author Suzanne Adair is participating in the Blog Tour de Force and today is her feature day. As part of all that, you can leave a comment to get a free ebook, plus enter a drawing for a cool goodie bag and a Kindle — awesome, right? Well … there’s more …

What I didn’t know, was the subject of today’s post. If you go to Suzanne’s blog, you’ll find all sorts of  stuff written about three of my favorite subjects (in no particular order): love, sex and death!

So … hie thee hence! (Who are you? Shakespeare? lol) What I mean to say is, go to Suzanne’s blog today and follow the instructions to get your copy of her award-winning book PAPER WOMAN and enter the drawing for the goodie bag and the Kindle.

There will be talk of love, sex and death, as well.

You won’t be sorry! :)

Today we’re in for a real treat. (Like always? Okay, I won’t push it …) It’s a pleasure to have author Geraldine Evans here. She’s posted an excerpt from her latest novel Deadly Reunion (also coming soon to the UK).

You’ll notice this is excerpt three from chapter one, right? That’s because she’s on a blog tour. So if you’d like to read the first two parts of the chapter, just click here and here. If you do, you’ll get all sorts of extra information I didn’t even think to ask for. (*smack* Ow! That hurt my head AND my hand …) Naturally, there’s a drawing at the tour’s finish.

Anyhow … hope you enjoy the post! :)

DEADLY REUNION

A Rafferty & Llewellyn crime novel by Geraldine Evans

EXCERPT THREE from Chapter One

‘Now, Mr Harmsworth,’ Rafferty began once they were settled in the small office that Jeremy Paxton had let them use. He was glad to see that the headmaster had already organized a pot of coffee. By the time he’d finished questioning the seven reunees who’d lunched with Adam Ainsley before he’d gone off on the run from which he had never returned, he’d be parched. ‘Perhaps you can begin by describing what happened on the day Mr Ainsley went missing? Start at your arrival at the school and go on till after lunch, when I believer Mr Ainsley set off alone for a run.’

‘It was a day much like the reunions have been in previous years. I come every year,’ he added. ‘I noticed Adam was quiet at lunch, as though he had something on his mind. But he’s always tended to be a bit moody, so I didn’t take any notice. He set off on his run straight after lunch and the rest of us just lounged around the common room getting reacquainted until lunch had been digested. I’d brought my laptop with me, so I was able to get on with some work. I think Victoria and Alice had a game of tennis around three and Gary – Asgar – Sadiq went swimming in the school’s pool. Kennedy seemed to be happy to just lounge around, listening to music and drinking that never-ending supply of lager he brought with him.’

‘Was there a lot of milling around during lunch?’

‘Not during lunch, no.’ He smiled, showing perfect teeth. ‘It was the rule, when we were at school, that once we were seated, we stayed put, apart from the servers. And we all seemed to continue the tradition even though there’s no Mr Barmforth any more to glower and yell out ‘You, boy’!’ The gleaming smile faded. ‘I imagine that means that the only suspects for this crime are the seven of us that were seated at Adam’s table.’

‘If what you say is correct, yes, it would seem so. And nothing out of the ordinary happened? No arguments, for instance?’

Hamsworth smiled again. ‘I don’t know as I’d call arguments unusual, Inspector. I’ve had spats with Kennedy off and on since we got here. He always did like winding people up. But other than that, no, I can’t think of anything.’

‘Can you tell me who used to be particular friends with the dead man and whether they’re still friends?’

‘Adam had his own clique – the other sporty types. And they all attracted the girls. None of them have attended this year, though usually two or three come to the reunion. I suppose I could be called the school swot, along with Victoria, and Alice so we weren’t as popular with the opposite sex. I always thought Adam was very obvious, with his muscles and his fake tan, but it seemed to appeal to the girls. I recall that both Sophie and Alice had a crush on him at one time.’

Rafferty nodded. ‘And what about enemies? Did Mr Ainsley have any that you know of?’

Harmsworth frowned then shrugged. ‘No one that I can recall. Certainly nothing serious. There were the usual spats at school and Adam had his share, but that’s all.’

And so it went on. The other six reunees said much the same as the late afternoon wore into evening and the remaining coffee went cold.

The call from Dr Sam Dally had been the second unwelcome phone call of the afternoon for Rafferty. His ma had been on earlier and had told him to get one of his spare bedrooms ready.

Rafferty had been expecting this. It had only been a matter of time, he told himself. His ma still liked to poke her nose into his life and since his June marriage to Abra, she must be consumed with curiosity to see for herself how wedded bliss was going; staying with them over several days was the only way to indulge this curiosity that would fully satisfy ma. Rafferty, facing what couldn’t be avoided, had given a tiny sigh and said, ‘That’s all right, Ma. When do you want to come and stay?’

But it seemed he’d misjudged his woman. His ma wasn’t requisitioning one of his bedrooms for herself after all, as she was quick to tell him.

‘Don’t be stupid, Joseph. Sure and why would I want to come and stay with you when I’ve got a perfectly good house of my own not half-a-mile away from you?’

‘What do you want it for then, Ma?’ he had asked in his innocence. ‘Do you want to store a pile of Bring and Buy stuff for Father Kelly?’ As long as it wasn’t his ma’s illicit ‘bargains’ she wanted him to give houseroom to. He’d draw the line at that.

‘No’. She paused and Rafferty wondered what was coming.

For once, Ma seemed a trifle diffident. It was unlike her. His ma was nothing if not forthright.

‘The thing is son – you know I’ve got some long-lost cousins coming to stay?’

‘Yes.’ His ma had first mentioned this a month ago. But he couldn’t see that it would affect him. Beyond a courtesy meal out with them, it was unlikely, between his new wife and this new case, that he’d see much of them. But now, as his ma explained, he learned that this family reunion had snowballed. His ma had been on the internet – not so much a ‘silver surfer’ as a dyed brown one – and it turned out that she’d unearthed not only the known about Irish and American cousins and their wives or husbands, but also Canadian, Antipodean and South African ones, the Aussies, no doubt, being Raffertys, would have descended from family who had got there via an ‘assisted’ passage courtesy of the crown.

Rafferty was dismayed as he guessed, rightly, what was coming. He hated having people to stay. He never felt his home was his own with others in the house. And the couple his ma wanted to foist on him – for all that they were family – were total strangers to him. The thought of sharing a bathroom with people whose habits were an unknown quantity was unnerving.

‘Sure and most of them are pensioners like meself,’ she told him in wheedling tones. ‘Can’t afford fancy hotels.’

‘They don’t have to be fancy, do they? Bed and breakfast would do, surely? Or the YMCA these days has nice rooms as cheap as you’ll find anywhere.’

‘And haven’t I told you,’ a faintly cross tone entered his ma’s voice, ‘they haven’t the money for hotels of any description. The air fare’s enough for most of them. And then, they’ll need spending money. And they’re family, Joseph. Family I’ve not seen for a long time.’

‘Can’t one of the girls put them up?’ This was a rear-guard action and not one he expected to hold the tide. But he had a plentiful supply of siblings and he thought that, between them, his two brothers and three sisters should be able to accommodate several cousins, especially if they farmed their kids out at their friends’ houses.

‘The girls have no room, you know that. Besides, even if they were able to foist the kids on someone for the duration, Maggie and Neeve are in the middle of decorating.’

His sisters could be as crafty as all their sex. Rafferty wished he was up to his eyelashes in magnolia emulsion. It would give him the excuse he needed. But once back from their honeymoon after their move to the semi from Rafferty’s flat, he’d delayed making a start on doing the place up and had made excuse after excuse to Abra when she’d suggested he pulled his finger out and got on with it. But he’d never suspected that his ma’s invitation to her American cousins would snowball to the extent of the fifty guests that she casually mentioned she was now expecting over for the family reunion party that had been born out of the small get together originally planned. How could he have anticipated that the casually stated and half-heard idea that his ma was expecting four guests would expand to fit his two spare rooms and more? Because he doubted that ma would stop at liberating just one of his spare bedrooms, even though there was only a bed in one of them. She’d find a bed for the other from somewhere and would then expect him and Mickey and Patrick Sean to lug it around to his house and up the stairs.

‘It’s only for two weeks, son,’ she said, wheedlingly. ‘You’ll hardly know they’re there.’

Two weeks! To Rafferty, it seemed like eternity stretching before him. He hadn’t inherited his Ma’s sociable gene and while he enjoyed a good craic as much as the rest of the family, he preferred to keep his home to himself. So he hadn’t said ‘yes’. But then, he hadn’t said ‘no’, either and that was all the encouragement ma needed. Still, he had consoled himself as he had prepared to set off for Griffin School, this murder would keep him busy and out of the way and these cousins that his ma had saddled him with were likely to be out doing the sights for most of the time. Between his work and their sightseeing, it was unlikely their paths would cross much.

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Deadly Reunion

A Rafferty & Llewellyn crime novel by Geraldine Evans

Publication: 24 February 2011 (UK) 1 June 2011 (US)

Blurb

Detective Inspector Joe Rafferty is barely back from his honeymoon before he has two unpleasant surprises. Not only has he another murder investigation – a poisoning, courtesy of a school reunion, he also has four new lodgers, courtesy of his Ma, Kitty Rafferty. Ma is organising her own reunion and since getting on the internet, the number of Rafferty and Kelly family attendees has grown, like Topsy. In his murder investigation, Rafferty has to go back in time to learn of all the likely motives of the victim’s fellow reunees. But it is only when he is reconciled to his unwanted lodgers, that Rafferty finds the answers to his most important questions.

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PRIZES

The draw of all the comments throughout the Tour will take place at the end of the Tour (end-Feb). There will only be three winners, each of whom wins one signed copy of Deadly Reunion, my latest hardback (fourteenth in my Rafferty & Llewellyn crime series), one copy of each of two ebooks that are the first and second novels in my Rafferty & Llewellyn crime series, that is, one of Dead Before Morning and one of Down Among the Dead Men. They will also receive a subscription to my blog (which they can let lapse when it  runs out).

BIO

Crime Author, Geraldine Evans

Geraldine Evans has been writing since her twenties, though only began to get novels published halfway through her thirties. As well as her popular Rafferty & Llewellyn crime series, she has a second crime series, Casey & Catt and has also had published an historical, a romance and articles on a variety of subjects, including, Historical Biography, Writing, Astrology, Palmistry and other New Age subjects. She has also written a dramatization of Dead Before Morning, the first book in her Rafferty series.

She is a Londoner, but now lives in Norfolk England where she moved, with her husband George, in 2000.

Deadly Reunion is her eighteenth novel and fourteenth in the humorous Rafferty & Llewellyn crime series. She is currently working on the next in the series.

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