Pretend this is me.

Hi there! :) It’s Saturday, and I’ve been working on that teleplay like an idiot. However, this morning, I got to see the funniest movie. It was totally like something you’d see on MST3K, so it made me think of World O’ Crap.

The movie is Prehistoric Women.

I started watching the movie right about here, actually.

So … all those blonde women are slaves to the brunette women, even though there are 10 times as many of them. So, they could all get together and stage a big blonde coup anytime they wanted to.

And all the men learn to treat women nicely, by being locked up in a cave or something. So … it’s all about dumb gender wars and hair color and so on.

But then … wait for it … after the horrible brunette bitch is killed, the hero touches the white rhino and loses the blonde girl of his dreams. But ends up on the set of Live and Let Die.

Where he eventually hooks up with dream girl again, in a parallel universe, or something.

The end.

Well … that was a pretty crappy not too horrible bad, but I can do better, after the poison kicks in. Really! :)

So … what else is going on …?

Harvey Weinstein declares war on Internet pirates.

Mo Yan win Nobel for literature.

I will quote the weirdest most interesting part:

Chinese writer Mo Yan won the Nobel Prize for Literature today. Yan’s work, which has been banned in China, was praised by the awarding committee for its “hallucinatory realism.”

And here I’ve been going through so many epiphanies! Ha ha ha …

Touchdown!

The UK, Germany and France will be conquered are getting Amazon’s Kindle Lending Library.

Here’s a resource for indie authors, since I’ll be away next week and won’t be posting here.

Speaking of which, it’s probably way too late to introduce this as an exhibit for Judge Denise Cote, huh? :)

And, of course, I’m still begging and pleading seeking contributions for the Sam McRae Mystery Series.

I may feel like a doofus … but I’m just starting over.

And … so much for baseball karma. Twice. :(

For a moment, I thought we’d found the answer …

Well, there’s always next year, right? :)

And thanks again, Steve Pryor for your help with Final Draft! You are awesome. Be sure to check out Steve’s blog, My Other Career.

Most awesome template ever! :)

BTW, the folks at WTF News are starting this venture if you’d like to make money by writing online tutorials.

I remember when I started following WTF News on Twitter, a thousand few epiphanies ago.

Yes, writing is tough. But when you’re an indie, you have to make all the decisions and take responsibility for everything. But you maintain control of your content, which is important. And you get to do what you want with it your way.

Okay, maybe without the shooting part. Really!

And here’s Gary Oldman pretending to be acting like Sid Vicious. Gary Oldman is awesome! :)

Finally, here’s a much less bizarre nicer song with which to end this post from Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar. Yay!

Along with this really hilarious weird awesome quote:

“I am usually very careful about what I wear when I appear on television; I restrict to wearing colours which don’t distract the viewer and so therefore I have two wardrobes at home, one for home and the other for work. I’m not employed to be a shambles”

Angela Rippon, born 12th October, 1944.

This pretty much sums up why I would never pick a career in television. My wardrobe and fashion sense are totally unfit for the job. :)

But I will say, I don’t work in my pajamas! Really!