I must be going. Ha ha ha … Wasn’t that a song?
Yeah, I thought so. Thank you, YouTube, for not being a complete asshole having that song.
BTW, if you’re a writer, here’s a post from my writer’s blog.
And here’s how I celebrated the Fourth of July. By blogging. Ha ha ha … I am a fucking moron. Ha ha ha …
As promised, I won’t bore you with any more of the shitty draft of the chapter, etc., etc.
However, thank you, Caren Kennedy!
Your post about Nora Ephron really nails it. Everything is copy.
See you on the other side of the pond, Caren! Be sure and tell Louise Phillips to join us.
My Irish connections. Ha ha ha … #iamfoolish
And, once again, all my books are half off in July on Smashwords. Click here to access the books and enter SSW50 to get the discount.
Please help this Internet hobo finance her trip across the pond. Or wherever the fuck she might go next. Assuming she doesn’t kill herself or have her face ripped off by an escalator. Ha ha ha …
Hopefully, I will live long enough figure out a way to approach Stephen Leather (for real!) if when I get to London. Ha ha ha …
And Paul Downie says he’ll even supply these!
Yum!
And Jay. Don’t forget. Ring me up. Or is it knock me up? Ha ha ha … Ring first, okay? Ha ha ha … I have no idea what the fuck I’m talking blogging about. Ha ha ha …
BTW, if you’d like to find solitude (and who the fuck wouldn’t?), feel free to click here.
And, on that note, I can’t think of a better tune to sum things up with than this one.





July 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Chuckles! I’ll be sure to tell Louise and hopefully we’ll all hook up for a coffee of some such. At the very least, I’ll pop down to the hotel with the 8yo in tow to say howdy. Safe travelling.
July 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Thank you, Caren!
I really can’t wait to meet you, because I’m obviously a mad Irishwoman at heart. Ha ha ha …
This is all working out so awesomely, because after we visit, when I get to London, we’ll have transport arranged. And I’ll actually be able to approach Stephen Leather for real! Won’t that be awesome?
This all seems so ironic, given the timing, but like I told Stephen, it’s all water under the bridge, right? Ha ha ha …
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